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I Told Y'all Chick-Fil-A is Life

4/12/2018

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You Bet' Not Touch My Biscuit via WSB Atlanta
Today’s installment of “Only in Atlanta” involves two women who decided to engage in mortal combat in a Chick-Fil-A drive-thru.  When I woke up this morning, I had three messages from Chersei Lannister (Cherry, but you knew that) telling me I had to see the foolery that unfolded over some delectable chicken biscuits.  Apparently, two women engaged in a Wrestlemania worthy feud that escalated to the point where they couldn’t exercise the decency to get off of holy ground before a round of Street Fighter. One woman pulled a gun and pointed it at who has to be the King Koopa (we don’t acknowledge the name “Bowser” here) in her life but was stopped from making a worse mistake by two other individuals.  Goro and Shao Khan then decided to press the “start” button and square up.

What are the chances that two days after we made our official fast food chicken rankings two Tekken fighters decided that Chick-Fil-A was the appropriate battleground to settle their differences?  I believe one of these two were fighting for the honor of the 4-Count Ministry, but I can’t say more for fear of being subpoenaed. I told y’all the list was law, yet people still came to me with complete and egregious disrespect when it came to St. Chick.  I don’t care what you think, Chick-Fil-A has delicious food with a side of great customer service and you heathens better recognize.  Get your souls right and pray before you spray.
 

J2

J2 once helped a little boy who was being picked on because he was so small.  J2 told the boy to stay strong, eat right, and be good to everyone.  That boy grew up to become Godzilla.

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